Okay, so exactly what are dentists good for, anyway?
I mean seriously, do they really fix your teeth? i think dentists are a low form of humanity who got together in a rat filled, damp, mildewed dungeon in days of old and plotted on how to inflict more pain into the mouths of all humanity. Wierd cackles drifted up into the air from underneath the ground, where thousands of evil men plotted to destroy the peace and painlessness of a billion innocent mouths. Passers by heard the wierd cackles, and suddenly felt an ache in their jaw unbeknown before. There is something WRONG with men who sit there and talk and joke with you, while they are drilling your teeth and hacking away at little pieces of metal that they shove unceremoniously into your mouth, to be trapped there FOREVER. they take sheer joy in giving you pain, and invent what they call cavities that they say are filling your mouth, trying to scare you into letting them inflict a little more pain upon your pearly whites. They say they're going to 'numb' your gum, and proceed to stab your mouth with some pointy spear that they found who knows where, that probably injects some type of poison that you will die from years later. Then you suddenly realize, with a terrified shiver, that that spear DIDN'T numb your mouth, as they begin to drill away.....

Dentists are evil. that is all there is to it.